Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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