we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
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