you guys were way drunker than both of me
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
NoShamevember. You game?
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
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