i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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