id be glad to
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Ladies don't puke and tell
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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