so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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