is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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