im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
you made out with another girl for some wings
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