i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
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