So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
No subtext here. People are naked.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
Randomize
