hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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