i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
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