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When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
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Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
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A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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