Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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