It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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