This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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