I'm drive I can fine osifer
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
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