But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
Never underestimate the power of titties
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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