she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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