i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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