were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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