How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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