elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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