I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
the room spins SO much faster in panama
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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