honey bunches of taint.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
She bit a glass in half.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
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