Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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