I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
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