So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Where did you get a picture of my penis
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
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