why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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