let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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