Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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