you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Non-Jews are for practice
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Welp...herpes.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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