Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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