whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
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