there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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