Whod you bang
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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