Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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