It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
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i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
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Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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