why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Randomize
