Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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