Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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