so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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