My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
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