I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
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