i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
i came on her dog
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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