Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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