my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
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