I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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