Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
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