Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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