how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
You took a bar mat shot.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
Randomize
