he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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