Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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